They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. This is hardcore. How dare you even speak of the crunch. NO! Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. Just punch the big mouse. You witness some soil? Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. The moon big inside a tube! "Minky Monthly". Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! Like um, like a garage. Vince Noir: Funk. Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. Obsessed with travel? Soup! It doesnt matter that youre a virgin. The Mighty Boosh (TV Series) Nanageddon (2005) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Paul King Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Julian Barratt Cinematography by John Sorapure . Fighting in the dojo. Fossil: [Rubs nipple] What do you know about Tommy, Tommy's dead. Destination: Alaska. Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you? Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. Elements of the past And elements. Howard: Tommy was a dreamer. Saboo: Are you insane? It burns! Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Juli 2005 und dem 30. Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. The horrific screaming noises Nanatoo makes were made by Noel Fielding and Rich Fulcher, screaming into a microphone. Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Vince: Is it because youve got two hats on? He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. Crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Howard: Something wrong with you, you know that don't you? The Mighty Boosh - 201 - Call of the Yeti.avi 232MB; The Mighty Boosh - 202 - The Priest and the Beast.avi 230.94MB; The Mighty Boosh - 203 - Nanageddon.avi 231.49MB; The Mighty Boosh - 204 - Fountain of Youth.avi 231.97MB; The Mighty Boosh - 205 - The Legend of Old Gregg.avi 231.17MB; The Mighty Boosh - 206 - The Nightmare of Milky Joe.avi 231.49MB Fossil: The anti-pedian, masheeun, The Killeroo! Howard Moon: Exactly. Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. Tony Harrison: How dare you. It doesn't work. The Mighty Boosh - Season 1, Outtakes Loreathan's Fantastic World 485K views 5 years ago Mix - The Mighty Boosh - Nanageddon - Yakult! Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Vince: At least. "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. It doesn't mean anything. Tony Harrison: I know, but I didn't need to go then! Of course, it is all MP3 now. I can rest my drinks on your heads. Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Folksinger: I twined her in my twisted beard we walked among the standing stones the light was fading on our match so we stopped for lemon barley drinks Jurgen Haabemaster: [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? He's got one of those faces. I've got so much to give! An unusual haircut 2. Naboo: This is Liquid Music. Howard Moon: Kodiak! . Im Howard Moon. Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. ", "Can I have a crisp?". The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Ooo. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. The final part of the show is a rock concert where the Boosh cast do a crimping medley, Nanageddon and Charlie. Remember the pencil! A poncho-sombrero combo. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. That's a cappuccino stain. Miso! Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. I'm blazin'! I'm in there in the night, styling away. I am Gespatio. Boosh! It's true. Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. Ive got so much to give!, Vince Noir: Goth Juice The most powerful hairspray known to man. All the tiny animal penises all over. Vince Noir: Are you going to tell me your real name or not? Spider Dijon: You're absurd. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. I come fully equipped with a papoose. Howard: New school? Vince Noir: Did you say mink? The eyes screaming out? Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Mmm. It was graffiti artists! - Black Elk. Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. Howard Moon: "The Face"? An outrage., The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten., Bollo : I got a bad feeling about this , Howard Moon: Dont kill me! Saboo, you slag! This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! And then I pump it all out through this shoe, to give it that oaky timbre. And separately, they are both brilliant as well. Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. Howard Moon: Keep back. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. director of photography Film Editing by Alan Levy Production Design by Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. Weve got to pool our resources. I don't wanna get left behind. Fossil: You know, the black eyes Chinese people that eat sticks? Arms in short, then with the claw! How are you? The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Saboo: Are you insane? Howard Moon: That's not a novel. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. It'll turn you into musical geniuses. Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. Bollo: Long time ago. And I need you more than ever! Howard: Something Tommy taught me. Huh? If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. A concept is formulating! Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . Women respect that. [the eight-year-old]. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. It's true. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]. I've had three lattes, and an Americano. Mood swings? Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. Quiz. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? I'm Howard Moon. Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. It burns. The Spirit of Jazz: I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten! If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. Nanageddon. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Can't catch what don't exists. Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. It was air-tight in there. You wanted to hang around, didn't you? He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Rudy Van Disarzio: It doesn't look like anything. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. I call it the library suit. I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. Sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black Howard Moon: So if you're feeling blue John the Baptist: [wearing Dark Glasses] because someone's been copying you Jesus: [also wearing Dark Glasses] you don't automatically have to sue Rudy Van Disarzio: Put away those fiery biscuits! I love you, Vince. You know? Naboo: He's gone too! It burns! Howard: What? I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. Howard Moon remains where he is. All the features, jostling for position, yeah? You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on. Saboo then tracked down Nanatoo, along with Howard and Vince, at the bingo hall. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? Vince Noir: [Tries to stifle his laughter]. Bob Fossil: Yeah? Gonna do a portrait are you? But you are pure of heart. Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. 20 of Malcolm Tuckers most cutting insults Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. I did a song! Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Soup! We're Jim and Jackie Piper! 100 of Homer Simpsons greatest quotes All mouth Julian Barratt and. He dangerous. There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? Vince: Hey Naboo. Stronger than a moose! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. That wasn't me! And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. Fortunately they are able to defeat her. It's not a dress! Block it out. Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? Howard Moon: Have a look through there, what do you see? 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. I need a wee-wee. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! That's even worse! Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. Vince: They are novels, they're novelettes. Imagine that. Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. Don't be mockin' my mocha. Starring Don't run around the house in a little car. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. It hurts! It isn't small, it's the big one! Rudy: This is not a dress. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. That's the agreement. Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. It isn't small, it's the big one! The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. He urinated in my face, and [turns to camera] we've seen all this. Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! There's a simple truth to me. See this pocket? Quotes.net. Some say hes half man, half fish. Funk. [Throws it away]. Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. And it ain't purty! If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. What about smoke machines? Please let us go faster.". I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. Howard Moon: Yeah, what is it? Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? It burns. Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. As big as a garage. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. The Mighty Boosh Live 2 Future Sailors Tour DVD Region 4 PAL Free Postage . I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. The New Sound. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things right before she ransacks the city. 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes Working out to hot be-bop. Tony Harrison: Ahhhhh all right, fair enough. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? What goes around, comes around. Howard Moon: Playing the final moves of it's game. We all dream but do we really dream? Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. You fear jazz! Chilli chowder. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup? Nanageddon. Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? Oh my Gooooooooooood! Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Fossil: Aaaaand fighting the Killeroo: Howard Mooooooon [silence in the crowd] [under breath] Former male prostitute Vince: Sit down. Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. The Moon: When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. The green shape, was frozen. Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. Whats wrong with you? Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. Some viewers may find this . Naboo: Three hours. Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. Howard Moon: [sighs] I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah? 25 of Rik Mayalls greatest quotes Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Vince Noir: Yeah. In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! The Hitcher: Aagh! Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! It is possible to get rid of Nanatoo with the mystical incantation, "Nana Nana go away, come again another day!". How dare you even speak of the crunch. all for nothing: vince and howard go through a lot of effort to impress the goth girls: completely changing their look, summoning a demon, almost causing the apocalypse, almost getting killed averting the apocalypse, but at the end of the episdoe the girls want nothing to do with them and would prefer to date naboo and bollo, an asexual alien and [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! Join in with me, boy. Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Vince: "Colon explorer"? Howard Moon: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? Cookie Notice The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? The Board of Shamen: We are super magic men/We stay out 'til five A.M./Though we live by Shamen laws/What goes on tour, stays on tour. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. All a bit too busy. We got close, too close some people said. One for feathering. Polar Bear: [in same despondent tenor] No. Belt, school boy, Rambo, The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! A tasty Soup! What have you been doing? Dennis: This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. Vince Noir: Giving him something to read. Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. Howard Moon: Er, no. The Mighty Boosh: Live - Future Sailors Tour DVD (2009) Noel Fielding cert 15 . Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees! Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. So funny and so artistic. The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin! Remember the pencil! EELS! 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot. Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? This is at least a mocha, OK? Howard Moon: What? Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. Vince: Get off, gettin' them in the right order. Charlie was racked with guilt. Like um, like a garage. Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? [Spits] That's all you people know. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Very visually noisy, your face. Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? and our The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. 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Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Sorry Howard. The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. Stopped him pressing accelerator. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note. Soup! I behaved like a tit. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. Legendary fish. Calm-a-llama down Calm-a-llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sittin' in a tight place laughin' like a monkey arm, pullin' like a China boy Kara-way Kara-way Kara-way noise Boing ching cha masala Boing ching cha masala OOOOOOOooooo Tooth Tooth [Inhalation], https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)&oldid=2742077, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. I like that book. Started HOOFIN' the public. Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? Yeah, the pandas. Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the f*** are you doing? Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! It hurts! Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. I'm shitfaced! Order up some violent quiche., Johnny Two Hats: Im Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . We'll be holding on forever! You think it's going to be alright? Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. It's kill or be killed. I'm the moon. Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Minky Monthly. Read the entire The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 show script, https://www.quotes.net/show/the_mighty_boosh,_series_1_quotes_1042. Howard: Pass me the first of his last words. Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. And of course, these excellent new names. Vince Noir: [pauses. One man shall succeed. Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? I said. Women respect that. Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. Your email address will not be published. He took pity on Charlie and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. Who's gonna know? There's a simple truth to you. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Vince: I think it's this poncho, I mean it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho. 25 of Spike Milligans greatest gags Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. Unfortunately, this demon, Nanatoo, is the most dangerous arch-demon of them all, and she has absconded with the spellbook, threatening to raise an army of evil Nanas and bring on Armaggedon. "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? They call me the Midnight Barber. NOOO! Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. I'm not going anywhere. I'll make you a cup of tea. 18 Jan. 2023. Why didn't ya tell me? What do you think you're playing at? And he came fast! Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard. Don't mess with the occult. Kodiak Jack: Book! Frequently Tony shouts, "This is an outrage!" 45 points 1 comments. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? 26 of Stewart Lees most gloriously acerbic jokes Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Vince Noir: [grabbing book] Look at this one! 25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from Frasier It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Vince Noir: [looks through binoculars] Nothing. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! I'm talking about books that are gonna get published. There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. Howard Moon: We're in trouble. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? [turns to camera] Thank you. Tony Harrison (Noel Fielding) is a member of the Board of Shaman. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock).
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